Monday, July 30, 2001

on the road i wrote some poetry but i'm back in memphis now and you can read my non-travel blog.
Laylee2000:

but MIZZ LAYLAY wants me to do all this.. ok






Laylee2000: I FEEEEEEEEEL SPEEEECIAAALL
Laylee2000: what movie did you see
Biting Flame: huh
Biting Flame: what
Laylee2000: HAHAH
Biting Flame: aosdhglaskdghaoi
Laylee2000: YOU SAW PLANET OF THE APES
Laylee2000: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAA
Laylee2000: did you like it?
Laylee2000: ahahahah
Biting Flame: you keep reading you fiend
Laylee2000: i am ou fiendish FIENDY FIENd FIEND
Laylee2000: i love almost famous
Biting Flame: so do i
Laylee2000: i thought that was a goo movide
Laylee2000: aha
Biting Flame: ahah
Biting Flame: that was the third time i've seen it
Biting Flame: lol
Laylee2000:

lula mae








Laylee2000: very interesting nameq


Laylee2000: i like ht name LOLA :)
Laylee2000: hehe
Laylee2000:

hubbud






Laylee2000: OMG
Laylee2000: i cna SOOOOOO hear you saying that
Laylee2000: its fucking hilariousssss!!
Laylee2000: i see you running around a room going hubbud hubbud and like running splat into a wall
Laylee2000: hahaah
Laylee2000: aw alanna youre so crayz:0
Biting Flame: GHAHAHAHAHAH
Biting Flame: AHAHHAHAHAHHA
Biting Flame: AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Biting Flame: *very offended*
Biting Flame: lmfao
Laylee2000: hahhaahahahah
Laylee2000: hahahhh
Laylee2000: AW!
Laylee2000: ahaahhah
Biting Flame: ahahahahaahh
Laylee2000: its fuckig hilaroisu tho lana!!!
Laylee2000: ahaha

hahahahhah
Laylee2000: i want waffles & pancakes.
Laylee2000: :-D
Biting Flame: o_o i dont
Laylee2000: :) i want the syrup
Laylee2000: hahah
Laylee2000:

(great) aunt ella





absolutely love the name ella

Sunday, July 29, 2001

OK! OK! wow i'm really not in the mood for this but MIZZ LAYLAY wants me to do all this.. ok so let's see. what's today. ok so georgia
friday::: i think i was the last person to wake up on this day. but it may have been a different day. so uhm, we woke up...... OH I remember now. ok. so amelia had had her mouth worked on the day before and her fillings refilled and things. and a couple days before THAT chanda had her mouth done and they pulled all four wisdom teeth and another extra one because she has a small mouth. and she woke me up and told me about her teeth and things. and then i asked if we were going to a movie, and she said we were. so i got up and got dressed and we left like right then because, you know, you have to drive like an hour to get to town. so at 4 we went to see 'planet of the apes' and it was good. there were some funky camera shots when i had no idea what was happening and then after you thought about some elements for too long, they made absolutely NO sense. so the movie wasn't very well thought out in some aspects. but the costumes and makeup were great and may have been the best part of the movie. they gave us free posters, too, even though most of them were the girl. who wants a poster of the girl!!??? her part was very small. but at least the humans talked in this one. we watched 'almost famous' on dvd at curtis and jenny and rachel and luke's house.
saturday::: i woke up to the sound of morgan yelling at me to wake up, that we had to go see lula mae. i guess that's how you spell it. she's................................................ my great aunt?? ......... maybe? and her husband. uncle herbert. i'll have you know that herbert is pronounced 'hubbud' well, something like that anyway. and we ate the most enormous lunch there and i sat next to lula mae and she kept trying to make me eat more food than i wanted/needed/could physically consume. and she told funny stories and mom warned us not to get into politics, because, as dad said, her opinions were just about 180 degrees from where we stood. or dad, anyway. but i guess i think like him. then we went to see aunt macy, who's one of my great great aunts, i guess. i have absolutely no clue when it comes down to it. maybe i'm getting them backwards. her husband had died and she lives all alone. well at both of their houses, though, we looked at old photos and things and morgan kept saying what a cute baby she was and telling me how much cuter she was than me and how mad at me she is. and then we left and went home. and i don't think anything else interesting happened. oh no, wait, it did!! the power went out all over waycross and alma and things! and we were watching a movie, too!! yes, yes, i remember everything now. rachel had just given us (morgan, herself, and i) these huuuuggggggggeeeee bowls of chocolate chip ice cream, they were so good. and there was no ice cream left either. not of that kind anyway, but granma usually keeps 6 kinds lying around. amelia got mad because we'd finished it and there was, apparently, nothing good left. but she was going to a party anyway and she left with granma to buy a present. at the time, papa and chanda were at chanda and amelia's granny tanner's house, picking figs. it started to thunder and lightning and it was so dark and cloudy but there wasn't any rain. and then the power died. yes and we had bought 'what women want' on pay per view thingie because 1) they weren't showing anything else 2) we were bored out of our minds (we'd been home a bit) and 3) i have no fucking idea. so where was i. yes. well at least it was one of those all day ticket thingies so we could watch it once the power was on. and jenny and luke had driven over from their house across the (small) pond to see if our lights were out....... which they were, of course. and chanda and papa came back. and (great) aunt ella came out and asked what was going on. she had probably been listening to christian radio and it died and she was all alone or something. she lives at granma's, you know. being her sister and all. soo where was i. dad was content enough just reading. but we were all dying, and all the parentals combined were telling us that we couldn't live without our electricity and that we had no imaginations and so we all drove over to rachel and luke and jenny and curtis's house for no reason whatsoever. and luke and i continued our monopoly game, because rachel and morgan had quit and luke had rachel's stuff and i had morgan's. but rachel was so bored that she wanted to play too, so we gave rachel back her properties (with all the houses luke had put on em!!) and we split up morgan's properties while jenny split all our money into thirds. most of it had been mine. after my extreme low, i had been doing really well!!! well the lights came back on so we all piled off to grama's to see if THEIR lights were working and then ella got mad at us because we'd 'left her all alone' and we 'didn't care what happened to her' and she said the phone didn't work. even though it did. apparently, papa had disappeared into oblivion, granma and amelia hadn't come back, and chanda had run off to pizza hut and kfc to get us food!! the power was working when she got back, weilding two pizzas, breadsticks, and those little honey ribbie chicken thingies. whatever they are. they smell funny though. and we watched 'what women want' because it was just near the beginning again, and we'd seen that part already. and it gave everyone else a chance to watch it again. so after it was over we all piled off to jenny and luke and curtis and rachel's house again so that morgan and i could find all our stuff. rachel and luke and i finished up our monopoly game while we watched 'nurse betty' though it wasn't NEARLY as bad as brittany said. she obviously only watched the first 10 minutes. though the jacobs family is not partial to blood and gore so they fastforwarded through the part where they scalped the guy and they killed him and we didn't realise until the end that nurse betty had watched all that!! it ticked me off. it was a weird movie, with some interesting parts. i mean i think they could've ended it earlier than they did. because it got really depressing and then it tried to become happy and it left me sort of sour. and then..... ohhh luke and rachel and morgan and i watched music videos. and there was the best thing uhm we saw the best video ever... everyone go download the mp3 or stream it or something, or watch the video!! ok well we saw it on 'the wedge' late at night on much music so if you have that, i guess it helps. ok ok!!!! "Poodle Rockin'" by Gorky's Zygotic Mynci.... well it was something like that anyway.
sunday::: we got up and then we drove. and i have to go so i can't say anything else right now, not that much happened. i read a bit of mighty crispy.

Friday, July 27, 2001

I STILLL HATE BLOGGER. BUT ITS LETTING ME PUBLISH NOW.
AMELIA DROOLED ON ME AND SHE SPIT GRAPE JUICE ALL OVER ME

Thursday, July 26, 2001

i hate blogger. they won't let me publish anything.
she is smiling on both ends.
well...... its numb anyway
we ate shrimp. minus amelia. her head hurts.
today...................... luke was driving the golf cart. well, actually i was. and then there was a branch taht scared me and i had to swerve and afterwards i got out and moved it. and luke stole my seat and he DROVE AWAY WITHOUT ME....... so i ran after him and i hopped on the back and it hurt and he wouldnt stop driving either.


OH MY GOD THE JACKSON FIVE EATS MY SOUL...
Chaodoom: lana is...
Chaodoom: lana
jezebellekilara: ;_; how offensive!!
wahahahahahaaaahah i swear it was an .......................................... accident

Wednesday, July 25, 2001

I RAN OVER LUKE TODAY....
Chaodoom: "hi everyone i'm in georgia!! we arrived yesterday after a 13-hour-trip which was really only 11 hours. ok so theres nothing really to say a lot BUT CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, I DID NOT RUN OVER A RABBIT WITH THE GOLF CART!!!! I DID NOT HIT A RABBIT!!! THERE WAS NO RABBIT.... well really, there was a rabbit but it was a few feet away and it hopped off and away."

Chaodoom: ROFLMAO
Biting Flame: ahahahahahah seriously!!
Biting Flame: morgan keeps claiming that it had no leg and there was lots of blood
Chaodoom: LOL!
Biting Flame: but i swear i didnt see any of that
Chaodoom: AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Chaodoom: AHAHAHAHAHA
Biting Flame: you dont believe me do you?!?!!!
Chaodoom: no. no i don't.
Chaodoom: =)
Biting Flame: ;_;
Biting Flame: fine
Biting Flame: be that way
aaaaaaaaaand its morgan and luke riding round in the golf cart. i guess amelia and rachel ate each other. or granma did.
hold on someone's home
morgan wasnt driving, rachel was, but she nearly ran over amelia anyway.
yes and they said my golf cart driving skills are improving. i haven't run anything over yet today. and i did NOT run over a rabbit. however, i did run over quite a few weeds, granma's flowers, grass, road, and other things of no importance.
OK! OK! Yesterday:::: rachel, morgan, amelia, and i wrote those carazy stories that you pass around and around and luke was whoknowswhere. and then we got bored and went outside and drove to granma's in the golf cart and drove back and drove there and drove back and then we rode all around rachel's yard. there were five of us on at the time, and some dogs. amelia and rachel were in the seats, morgan and i were hanging off the back, and luke was in the floorboards. now, while hanging off the back, your feet drag on the ground and its really really squished and turning hurts your ribs. and so i was there with morgan until we all switched places. and then amelia was driving and morgan was sitting up front and rachel was in the floorboards (i'm convinced this is the best seat though i have yet to test my theory) and luke and i were in the back. and every time we ran over a branch it hit our feet and we kept dragging through this old rotten hay which attaches itself to your feet as well. AND WE KEPT RUNNING THROUGH THE PEARS..... ohhh i swear it was awful. ok so the pears:: if you dont pick up your feet at the sign of the first squished pear, then you drag your feet all through like the damage of 26 or so squashed pears done in the last couple days. and there are a few whole ones as well. so also, if the driver hits the branches with the golf cart, peaches fall everywhere. they hit the top of the golf cart and roll off the back to injure who else but the passengers seated there -- luke and i. and they theyre also going under the wheels and flying up at you from underneath. also, amelia had caught a few on one drive by and she was eating one. and she felt the need to spit out random bits of it ("it was sour!!!") which all landed on... me before being thrown to the ground to get squished later. oh and then there was pear juice everywhere. as in, all over us. i dont even LIKE pears. especially not rotten ones. so let's see what else. after we finally came in, i can't remember much. but later that night some funky thing with the internet server died and we couldnt actually get online. well, it would connect but we couldnt like connect to anything else. so we'd been going to bed at like 2 or 3am or so but on the night we didnt have the internet, we did nothing and stayed up till 5am somehow. don't EVEN ask. so today i woke up about 1pm and we went to granma's and i was starving and i didn't have any of my stuff over here either. this house really needs a name. so i'm gonna call it Lucinda. so here i am at lucinda which i just discovered is too hard to type fast and spell correctly.

Tuesday, July 24, 2001

Biting Flame: YOU HAVE A PAPER HOURT
dude handsN toes: ?????
Biting Flame: YOU GIOUT HIMT MYK BW ACAR
Biting Flame: YOU HAVE A PAPER HOURT
dude handsN toes: ?????
Biting Flame: YOU GIOUT HIMT MYK BW ACAR
Biting Flame: YOU HAVE A PAPER HOURT
dude handsN toes: ?????
Biting Flame: YOU GIOUT HIMT MYK BW ACAR

Monday, July 23, 2001

Biting Flame: *goes off to talk to the other people who are their mom and are flashing me*
GStrwnd: O_O
GStrwnd: wtf?
GStrwnd: *pokes your body with a stick*
Biting Flame: Don't poke me, that's someone elses job!
Biting Flame: LOL
GStrwnd: ...
Biting Flame: hahaha
GStrwnd: i didn't need to hear that
Biting Flame: are you really your mom?
Shogun0fTheDark: yes, how did you guess?
shyhotty14: ......nick said thats pretty sad
Biting Flame: HAHAHA WAT
shyhotty14: ...........that you think that
Biting Flame: what did i say
shyhotty14: i bet this is his mom]
Biting Flame: WHAT
Biting Flame: this is not nick's mom
shyhotty14: oh ok
shyhotty14: or is it?
shyhotty14: duh duh duh
Biting Flame: isnt your mom home?!?!
Biting Flame: we'[re harassing himabout h is polshsibitly
Biting Flame: oothebally
Atea Diosa: LOL what!?
Biting Flame: what's 14 for?
shyhotty14: someone had shyhotty13
Biting Flame: lol
Biting Flame: what's the 13 for?
Biting Flame: why not pick another name like...notlegal13?
and and and i ran over things with the golf cart. and i'm now a crack baby.
ohhhhk so i was just ranodmly remembering the other night that chanda read my palm and i decided to talk about my future. she said that.... i have a happy line. so i'm happy through everything, even though i have lots of lovers and get dumped by all of them and end up single for all of my life and all of this seems to make me VERY HAPPY..... and she said i was smart until later and then i get stupid. and she said also that my health is ok but i get cancer and it sort of leaves. ok. oh and my fingertips said that i was going to be a bum in utah. i want chanda to teach me how she knows all this wisdom.

Sunday, July 22, 2001

LOOK LOOK A POST..... O_O;;;;;;
hi everyone i'm in georgia!! we arrived yesterday after a 13-hour-trip which was really only 11 hours. ok so theres nothing really to say a lot BUT CONTRARY TO POPULAR BELIEF, I DID NOT RUN OVER A RABBIT WITH THE GOLF CART!!!! I DID NOT HIT A RABBIT!!! THERE WAS NO RABBIT.... well really, there was a rabbit but it was a few feet away and it hopped off and away.